Maritime Comic Lover Pillows

Victorian Royal Navy

Boat wedding.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Japanese Whaling

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

No Shoes, No Service.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

Hmmm

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"What's the limit on these things?"

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'