Maritime Humor Fan Pillows

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Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

'He got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!'

Japanese Whaling

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Victorian Royal Navy

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'