Maritime Humor Fan Gifts

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Cruise industry faces the Italian cruise ship disaster.

'He got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!'

Japanese Whaling

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Victorian Royal Navy

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Ah, sweatpants."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

The guardrail brings it up to code.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

Flotsam and Jetson

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'