Maritime Humor Lovers Gifts

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Japanese Whaling

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Victorian Royal Navy

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Ah, sweatpants."

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

The guardrail brings it up to code.

Flotsam and Jetson

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"