Marine Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"The housing market crashed."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Ticket and passport, please."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

Fingerlings.

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

Pirate Doctor

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."