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"The housing market crashed."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Ticket and passport, please."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'I got one this small.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Another impulse purchase?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Fingerlings.

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

Pirate Doctor

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."