Marine Comedy Enthusiast Mugs

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I got one this small.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

Hmmm

'I hate these school reunions.'

School Crossing

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Fingerlings.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."