Marine Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Another impulse purchase?"

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

Hmmm

'I hate these school reunions.'

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

Fingerlings.

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

School Crossing