Marine Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh sure...I'm on a diet and you want to go on a feeding frenzy!'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

I see what your problem is...you've got a flat eel!

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'Ask the expert in marine biology. 'Harmless basking shark,' my foot.'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'I hate these school reunions.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I got one this small.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."