Ocean Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Shark food pyramid.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Jelly Fish

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

School Crossing

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'