Maritime Comic Lover Gifts

Victorian Royal Navy

Boat wedding.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Japanese Whaling

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

No Shoes, No Service.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Ah, sweatpants."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'He certainly doesn't act like a Sperm Whale!'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

The guardrail brings it up to code.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Flotsam and Jetson

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

Hmmm

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"What's the limit on these things?"

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'