Maritime Meme Lover Gifts

Japanese Whaling

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Victorian Royal Navy

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Sponge Blog

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

Hmmm

'I hate these school reunions.'

"Gesundheit!"

A Sheepwrecked island.

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'