Maritime Meme Lover Gifts

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Japanese Whaling

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Victorian Royal Navy

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Sponge Blog

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Flotsam and Jetson

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

The guardrail brings it up to code.

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

Hmmm

A Sheepwrecked island.

' You'll have to come see my weekend place in Cornwall.'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"