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No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Aquarium Distress Call.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Hmmm

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Surfer's commute

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'I hate these school reunions.'

Flying Fish Learning To Fly.

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Affectionate whale

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

'They managed to bite each other during a feeding frenzy...'

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'