Marine Joke Appreciator Gifts

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Flyfishing for dummies.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Sponge Blog

'I got one this small.'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

Hmmm

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

Fingerlings.

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

'I hate these school reunions.'