Marine Joke Appreciator Pillows

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Flyfishing for dummies.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Sponge Blog

'I got one this small.'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Hmmm

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Fingerlings.

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

'I hate these school reunions.'