Nautical Joke Appreciator Pillows

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Fishing from the Pier

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."