Nautical Joke Appreciator T-Shirts

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Fishing from the Pier

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

The guardrail brings it up to code.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.