Nautical Nonsense Appreciator T-Shirts

Santa is rescued from a desert island that is scattered with bones and reindeer skulls.

'Cannonball!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Farmer and FIsherman

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Shall I let them breathe."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Rats leave a launching ship.

"Sorry, Captain, but we have to let you go. You just lack leader-ship skills."

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Christopher Columbus is looking at book shelf with books about self discovery.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"I don't need to see that... Any port in a storm will do."