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The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."