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The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

The guardrail brings it up to code.

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."