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'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"This boat is aptly named."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

The guardrail brings it up to code.

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."