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'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"This boat is aptly named."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."