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'Signature ahoy!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Pirates

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

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'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Well I think it looks nice"

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'Which one do you want to read?'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing