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'Signature ahoy!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Pirates

Landlubbers ONLY!

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

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The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Well I think it looks nice"

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

"This boat is aptly named."

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

'Which one do you want to read?'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'