Nautical Art Fan Pillows

'Slick in a bottle'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Pirates

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Oceanographer

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

A comment on the Gold Rush.

Submarine Attacks

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

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"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

Spin the turtle.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Well I think it looks nice"

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

"Aye. We must be in the doldrums."

Colossus of Rhode Island

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'