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snake: 'I'm going where the rodents are.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Pirates

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

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"Is the salmon fresh?"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

Oceanographer

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

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"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'