Nautical Navigation Fan Pillows

A comment on the Gold Rush.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Saved...life is good!

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Moustached gentleman

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.