Digital Navigation Fan Pillows

"Hmm...according to my barcode, you don't exist."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"This translation app isn't working."

Pirates

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Workplace Confidentiality.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

GPS Systems.

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

A comment on the Gold Rush.

Close all your windows please.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.

'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?