Digital Navigation Fan Gifts

"Hmm...according to my barcode, you don't exist."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"This translation app isn't working."

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

Pirates

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Workplace Confidentiality.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Landlubbers ONLY!

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

GPS Systems.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Close all your windows please.

Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

Google Earth, Google Peet

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

A comment on the Gold Rush.

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"You destination is around the next curve."