Gps Fan Gifts

Global Positioning System - You are in a traffic jam.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Caliologist

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

ATM withdrawal

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Migration Music

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Are we ready to order?'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I believe you were first.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Recalculating!

When beavers dream.

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"Another flight of fancy."