Graphics Fan Gifts

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Time Machine Collision

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"It appears you have a virus."

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Pinochio's Computer

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

"Wake up."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'I believe you were first.'

Chess Halloween

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

"Please wait while your computer updates...this may take 35 years."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'