Retro Computing Fan Gifts

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"...My name's Claire and I use Windows 2000."

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

Ultra High Density Disks weighing 50 pounds.

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'And now, for a trip down memory lane, I'm going to insert some old media tonight.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Cord cutter

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Drive in movies.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

'Early Laptops.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Snail with pc monitor.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!