Vintage Computer Fans Gifts

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Best before 65 million BC.

Drive in movies.

Christmas TV...

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Night Life: L.A.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

John Laurie

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

Pinochio's Computer

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Dead animal toupee.

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Elvis' autopsy

"Please wait while your computer updates...this may take 35 years."

Computers: In and Obsolete.

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'