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Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Look, the Bionic Woman is back! Wow! That was one long commercial break!

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'I knew it was a mistake for Parkie to come.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Christmas TV...

Night Life: L.A.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

John Laurie

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'Dauber Micawber'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Previously on..."

Lorne Greene

Dead animal toupee.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

'I hate these crossover shows!'