Classic Television Fans Gifts

Plato's Dialogues & Letterman's Monologues.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Night Life: L.A.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Tsars in their eyes.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

"Previously on..."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

The Moe Howard Installation

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."