Old-school Tv Fan Gifts

'The announcer said 'don't touch that dial'... What's a dial?'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

TV Set

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Previously on..."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Elderly Tarzan...

'What do you mean you're not drunk? That's the calculator!'

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."