Old-school Tv Aficionados Gifts

'Back in the day, things were simpler...It only took 4 stations to bore us.'

Joan Hickson

Cord cutter

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

John Laurie

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Joan Collins

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

TV Set

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

'Future shock, ech? Tell you what — I'm going to put you on'Mr. Ed' reruns.'

'I was just telling them that used to be a TV show called 'Father Knows Best'.'

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

If "Bonanza" actor Dan Blocker had been in a movie about an ancient Greek war ... He'd have been "The Trojan Hoss"!

My, what a lovely romantic Valentine's Day gift...the Three Stooges boxed set!

"Great, another Friday night watching 'Antiques Roadshow' with him... My life stinks."

Okay

Tracy Tracy

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I knew it. All Shemp episodes."