Vintage Tv Aficionados Gifts

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

Batman (Adam West)

'A true televangelistic miracle'

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Joan Collins

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Miami Vice

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

"Still pretty liberal."

Blood Donor Centre

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

Nostalgiaville

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

The Shape of Progress.

If "Bonanza" actor Dan Blocker had been in a movie about an ancient Greek war ... He'd have been "The Trojan Hoss"!