Vintage Tv Aficionado Gifts

Joan Hickson

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

Bob Crane - Spot the Difference

"Quiet everybody...Dave can remember Z cars!"

1950s newscast.

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"And being of sound mind... I leave it to beaver."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

Huawei Five-O

John Laurie

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

Joan Collins

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'