Vintage Tv Lover Gifts

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Your generation is soft. I my day we had only three cable movie channels, one ESPN and it was all crappy analog!!'

The Shape of Progress.

101 uses of a dead cat: TV aerial.

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

"I miss the old days, when everything was attached with wires."

Bill Cosby

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

'So what's Leonard Nimoy in search of this time?'

Nostalgiaville

TV jester.

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

Ronnie Corbett

"Still pretty liberal."

Larry Hagman

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Old Time Television Channel

"What would you like to watch again?"

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Tsars in their eyes.

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon