Vintage Tv Lover Mugs

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'Your generation is soft. I my day we had only three cable movie channels, one ESPN and it was all crappy analog!!'

The Shape of Progress.

101 uses of a dead cat: TV aerial.

"I miss the old days, when everything was attached with wires."

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

Nostalgiaville

TV jester.

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"Still pretty liberal."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Tsars in their eyes.

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Miami Vice

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'