Vintage Tv Buff Mugs

"My three sons" on an off day...

Th-th-that's all folks

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'In the years that followed Gilligan's Island...'

Wilfrid Brambell.

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

John Laurie

The Bronze Age of Television

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

New Course At The New School

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Joan Collins

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'