Vintage Tv Lovers Gifts

"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Joan Collins

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Miami Vice

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

Nostalgiaville

Blood Donor Centre

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

"Still pretty liberal."

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

The Shape of Progress.