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"You heard the little lady, Mister. She said, 'Don't touch that dial.' "

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Miami Vice

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"Still pretty liberal."

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

Nostalgiaville

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

The Shape of Progress.

Kissing In The Back Seat