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Employing technology to keep students' attention.

Joan Hickson

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

TV jester.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

The Bronze Age of Television

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

Joan Collins

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Miami Vice

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Norman Fell

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.