Vintage Television Enthusiast T-Shirts

The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.

'I miss rabbit ears.'

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

Miami Vice