Vintage Television Enthusiast Pillows

The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.

'I miss rabbit ears.'

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

John Laurie

Huawei Five-O

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Joan Collins

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

Miami Vice

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'