Vintage Television Lover Pillows

"Do you remember when they just made do with a post coital cigarette."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Tsars in their eyes.

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Miami Vice

The Moe Howard Installation

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.