Vintage Television Buff Pillows

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Wild and crazy salmon

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

New Course At The New School

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Pamela Anderson Ward.

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Miami Vice

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."