Vintage Television Buff Gifts

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

New Course At The New School

Lorne Greene

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Joan Collins

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Miami Vice

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."