Vintage Tv Enthusiast Gifts

Wild and crazy salmon

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Your remote control, sire."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'I had to put in a new gizmo, a thingamajig and a watchamacallit.'

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'You're in luck, Sir. . . we found the only television in the shop that won't show sports!'

"It could be a combination of things."

"I'm sure it was a great TV 40 years ago, but adding the latest technology to it will still be a challenge."

Joan Hickson

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV jester.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Miami Vice

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'