Vintage Tv Enthusiast Gifts

Wild and crazy salmon

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Your remote control, sire."

I finally figured out who you copy. What do you mean "who I copy"? You know, the guy whose mannerisms, style and speech inspire you so much you copy them What are you saying? We all do that. Right? I mean, the best way to find who you are is to find who you want to be and copy that. ... Right? You're a child, not a man. See what I mean? Spoken just like Captain Kirk. Is this why you have a picture of Don Knotts in your wallet?

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'I had to put in a new gizmo, a thingamajig and a watchamacallit.'

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Ronnie Barker.

'You're in luck, Sir. . . we found the only television in the shop that won't show sports!'

"It could be a combination of things."

"I'm sure it was a great TV 40 years ago, but adding the latest technology to it will still be a challenge."

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

John Laurie

Huawei Five-O

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."