Vintage Television Lovers Gifts

'Are you SURE this is how Jerry Lewis got started?'

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

The Bronze Age of Television

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Joan Collins

Miami Vice

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

"Still pretty liberal."

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

Nostalgiaville

Blood Donor Centre

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

The Shape of Progress.

"Great, another Friday night watching 'Antiques Roadshow' with him... My life stinks."